Pimp my shampoo..

When your girlfriend picks your shampoo...

your hair's gonna be silky smooth xD..

And all of a sudden I evidently love unicorns... hahaha

well.. now that i've been fed with the idea of how unicorns came about... it's rather disturbing.. 

(Hint: Horse and Rhinos) xD 

Darling, I miss you already... 

You told me my mood affects yours... well yours do mine too my love.

I hope you get well soon from whatever discomfort that you're going through now...

I long to see you smile... =).. your smiles make flowers bloom remember.. :3

I love you <3.............. muuuuuuaaaccccccks**

I had a cow...

Yesterday was eventful.....

We ate at Big Bang Garden

Watched Seoul Theory

Listened to Korean Bang

and danced to ''nobody but pikachu''....

(p/s: clap clap, clap clap).... hahaha

Hehe... another bucket list item checked...
Can't believe I've never been to Seoul Garden before... That place is crawling with UTeM students...
It's either UTeM students are starved by the uni and only allowed to eat once a week; or they've got cow with beef.  beef with cow...; or they're filthy rich... lol

Bunch of Chinese invaded my country, the society, and my lunch... @__-_

我不是中国人!
(I'm not a freaking Chinese!) ...(and i'm not here to cheat ghost to eat tofu)

and a word of caution to all who has gf / bf who watches vampire diaries....

get a neck guard... :P

I look like i visited a zoo with a chipmunk outbreak... hahah.. I need a turtleneck 

Honey, we're meeting our parents this weekend... let's behave.. hehe..

I love you :3 

they see me trollin'... they hatin'

Dr. Sheldon Cooper : Bazinga!! 

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Meanwhile in the alternate universe of alexiscatsikittenundzombie


MEOWZA!!!

Have a nice day darling =)



p/s: i killed 2 mosquitoes this morning...

Too short for a stormtrooper

"I WILL COMPLY ACCORDINGLY!" - Edward Koh (2012) 

You have all the superheroes in the world; and there are girlfriends...

If there's a another one of those "what superhero are you" kinda quiz thingy, "a girlfriend" should be included in the list of answers...

Do not underestimate the power of your girlfriend... hahaha :P

 bread crumbs for the bird...

YAY!!! my brother is comin' to town this weekend with ma parents!
All thanks to you my darlin'... my brother wouldn't have agreed to come over if it wasn't for you...
Superhero Girlfriend saved the day again!!

somehow i love this picture.. feels like we're getting married or something.. hahah

The Power of Nao

"Now" is so mainstream... If you wanna get something done... do it Nao... NAO!!

"You underestimate my powers!!" - Anakin Skywalker...
(Fun Fact #003461: Luke Skywalker was initially named Luke Starkiller... )

According to Ben... part of my eyes have turned to the Dark Side... O' Ben Kenobi...
These are not the droids you're looking for... i mean cats.. i mean  what I have in mind for this blog post! @___-_

eh.. si kucing 2ekor nih.. dah kahwin belom?!! lol..

"Tinja atau tahi ialah sisa buangan bagi bahan-bahan yang tidak diperlukan oleh badan haiwan dan manusia. Tinja biasanya mengandungi bahan-bahan yang tidak boleh dikumuhkan oleh organ perkumuhan, contohnya serat. Tinja dikumpulkan di bahagian rektum pada usus besar. Proses mengeluarkan tinja dari badan dipanggil penyahtinjaan."

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Grab a napkin honey.. you've just been served.. =P  a Green meal is in order... muaahahaha...

fine... You win (again).. your camera is much better..

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something is wrong with the fourth dimension of this continuum... time warped again... weekend was a quick one!! omg... **insert bimbo omg face**

My car battery went flat for the first time... MAIGAWD!!! hahah.. thank God it didn't die completely...
All thanks to my darling... my car lives... sorry i made you walk all the way... inhaled all that crap... i will soon be strong enough to carry you all the way honey... =)

I wanna carry you home <3..

Drop Dead Gorgeous 

Honey, you're threatening national security with that kinda smile! pedestrians might starting tripping to their death when you graced past them... xD 

I'm so in Love!!! <3

Time to thank my Awesome God for what He has done for me:

1. I found my soulmate...not exactly oven fresh news... but nobody told me I can't thank the Lord for the same thing over and over again... xD  (Honey.. I'm planning to fall in love with you again for another 79245104 times.. =) ... ) 

2. Car battery survived

3. Test last week wasn't as bad as I expected... 

4. Famous Amos cookies 

5. An eventful week ahead... (Hope my brother is coming with my parents) 

Auf Wiedersehen meine Freundin... 

Meesa Jar Jar Brain Dead...

If there's a time when time doesn't exist, it is now... it's moving at a pace so fast that if i were to be plotted on a graph progress over time... it'd move on only one axis...

Truth is i don't know what i'm talking about... I'm probably just ranting away...
My mind is so tired i can feel it separating from my mortal being.

I have a test tomorrow and somehow i have a feeling imma screw it up.. but i'm not going down without a fight... my lecturer will either be marking some really awesome answers or i'll give him shit that will mind fuck him for at least 48 hrs...

what?! nvm

Yay... we're gonna have dim sum tmrw morning

Went for 3 interviews in the past 2 days.
Should i take the training program? there's a catch... 3 years bond... i'd be 27 by then...
What if they pay me with nuts...

tHIS can of beer taste like crap.. and i have way too much chocolates... i'll have pimples tmrw...

Ryan !!!!!! sho cute...

Me!! tired.... headache.... meesa head blow kawwoooh!

I thank the lord for:

1. Sane mind (or what's left of it)
2. Alexis, beyond divinity of a girlfriend... *yeah i'm a lucky man.. sue me!
3. Quality family time
4. Chap fan
5. chocolate, terrible beer and jazz music
6. Matlab that sent me on a wild goose chase but worked anyhow.

arrividecci

Pressure Cooker

I feel like a piece of chicken breast now... left in the pressure cooker turning into herbal chicken soup...

My head is like a madhouse now... If i'm lucky i might even get to meet the Joker too...

Imma explode... OMG!


**woooooosah***

Dear Lord,

I know I'll always need your strength, but Now is the time that I need you most... Grant me wisdom and strength to pull this through... Amen...

Thankful post:

1. Padini Sale
2. The Avengers movie ticket
3. Quality time with my darling
4. Good fellowship with Li Moi and others over dinner